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Hey! I thought I had my deer hanging out in the back yard!
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Honey, You missed a spot.
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That isn't going to work very well.
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The Birds went into the nest, Just haven't seen em come out. They must be sleeping.
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Yeah, but if I kept them in a cage, I'de have to clean the cage!
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And even if I did have to clean out the cage....I can't afford a cage big enough for all 20 of them!
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Besides, They add flavor to my mac and cheese.
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And they help add cream to my coffee.
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They aren't big on cleaning.
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Who said there ain't c**p on TV?
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What do you mean you fired the maid four years ago!
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You might want to rethink the maid thing.
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On second thought, I think I'll use the tree out back.
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Well, the drain was pluged so we just pumped it outside.
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The second best use for a vacuum hose, A drain pipe.
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You didn't say you wanted the foundation to go around the whole house!
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Oh, you wanted drywall in your bedroom? I'm sorry, that's going to cost extra.
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Honey, Is this the room with the blue carpet? I can't remember.
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What's for supper?
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Hey! I have an idea! If we put the plumbing on the ouside of the house, we save room on the inside. I'm so smart.
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